Look at the time this guy was texting me.  He texted again at 1:30 am after I told him at 1:11 am that I am trying to sleep.  This is AFTER I called him and told him the same thing.  He just had to tell me how there were "hoz" at the party that is "off da hook."  Look, I enjoy "hoz" as much as the next guy.  But if I'm trying to sleep, I'm trying to sleep.  I can't stand annoying people. 

As for hoz, I recently noticed a girl coming out of a 911 at the valet.  She had a power suit on with glasses.  Probably late 20s.  HOTT.  I'm reasonably sure she won't be doing "jager shots" anytime soon or call me with stories on Mondays about how "fcked up" they got and how so many guys "grabbed their asses."  (tip of the day = don't hang out with scummy guys if you don't want to be treated like a dumb ho).  To be fair, I guess this 911 girl could have been an escort or something but I bet she still has more class than the average club rat that is so proud that she is dating the DJ/party promoter/bouncer. 

hmmm what a negative post.  I think I mostly miss my best friend.  I was never annoyed with her and she was always full of good advice, empathy and understanding.  I lost her about one and a half year ago.  She was beautiful inside and out and I miss her dearly.  Thats what my last post was about.  It hurts my heart to think of her and I feel lost without her. 

I miss you.

I would be soo pissed.

If people haven't heard about the theory of December 21, 2012, they should look it up.  To make it sound more legit, there's been documentaries about it on the History channel.  And you know, if its on the history channel, then it's true right?

Well I got to thinking. . . I would be pissed because:

1.  I have saved $$$

I have stocks, bonds, savings, money market, IRA, real estate . . . I hope heaven/hell has like some sort of transfer currency like a role playing game.  Shit actually I haven't spent any xanga credits either.  I'm such a miser.   

2.  I'm pretty fit.

OK not really but I quit smoking.  I don't get super drunk anymore.  I have never done drugs and I decline hanging out with less than reputable women.  etc.  For what??  Shiet, if someone confirms this 2012 thing, I'm moving to Amsterdam.

3. I won't be able to drive this car.

F*ck and I like the color too.

There's more but basically, I'd be effing pissed.

Here's a convo I had with a friend about this:

Me:  So what would you do?

Her:  hmm

i'd like to find the love of my life- a husband

i'd like to say i contributed to this world

in a meaningful way- help others- gave to others

made someone's life better- let someone feel they matter

i'd want to get closer to God

i want to do more art

and share it with friends and family

Me:  I'd sell all my shit

and smoke crack for 2 and a half years